On the first day of Christmas, he cheated on me
On the second day of Christmas, he lied to me
On the third day of Christmas, he tried to say sorry
On the 4th day of Christmas, I hit him in the knee
On the 5th day of Christmas, he begged me to stay
On the 6th day of Christmas, the cops came to me
On the 7th day of Christmas They went looking in the trees
On the 8th day of Christmas, the cops questioned me.
On the 9th day, the cops arrested me
On the 10th day of Christmas, the cops released me
On the 11th day of Christmas, he was found safe
On the 12th day of Christmas, he tried to come back to me.
Happy Holidays from Twisteda family to yours